Zits And Giggles

Since my real problems are...unrelatable. (You know things like missing customer list and unresolved problems because of it resulting in not getting funded on those jobs.) I thought I would write about what is really bothering me. What is the deal with acne? (I said that in my best Jerry Seinfeld impression.) I don't ever remember having a serious problem with it in high school. Oh, I had the occasional spot here and there, but nothing serious. I thought I was on of those lucky ones, but I guess I am getting mine now. I was sure it was a result of the pounds of candy I would eat everyday. I was comfortable with that because when I decided to stop, my skin would clear up etc., but now I have been candy free for almost three weeks. (Except that one square of chocolate that I feel obligated to mention. You know, full disclosure. ) What is going on here? I am not pregnant, not eating too much candy, washing my face, trying unsuccessfully not to touch it obsessively, but I can't seem to get rid of it.
Now for the giggle part-