Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Starting Tomorrow

My blog isn't going to be so lame. I don't know what happened you guys. I have a list of excuses a mile long, but that would just be lame to write. Although, at the top would probably be my ballooning behind. Like it is sucking the funny right out of me. And maybe my hairy armpits. I have been allowing the hair to grow because I keep on telling myself that I am going to wax it. With all the long sleeves and Tom being out of town and all, it seemed like a perfect timing, and I was believing that lie for a long time too. At this point, something needs to be done about it. Do I just wax it and get it over with, or do I just shave? Big butt, and hairy armpits: A few of the reasons my blog sucks.

I am using old pictures of the kids because my battery on my camera died.

12 comments:

Memzy said...

Those armpits really can take the funny out of anyone. It's not your fault even

Hot Pants said...

Waxing armpits....the thought of the pain is making my eyes water.

Elder Jack Anderson said...

Oh my gosh... do NOT wax. Are you kidding me? Gross. Yuck. Ew. Sick. Ouch.

Your blog has not been sucking anyway. I've thoroughly been enjoying every last post of yours. Don't be so hard on yourself kid.

Markie23 said...

My blog sucks WAY worse. Let me know if shaving your pits works... I might have to give it a try.

Jana said...

I can hardly believe your butt is big or anything resembling. Now the hairy armpits, THAT I can believe. I've been there.

Amanda said...

Hmmm. I think maybe it is something in the air, as my blog has also been sucking lately. But I have been shaving my armpits, and my butt is shrinking, so it's not that...

E said...

I'm picture that one commercial where that girl is riding her bike with all that armpit hair. But srsly, who waxes their armpits? Is this some sort of April fools trickery?

Markie23 said...

If the camera battery hadn't died would you have taken a picture of the hairy pits? Just curious.

Overall Family said...

Glad to see flat Hazel. And waxing is totally the way to go. You need to at least try it. I haven't shaved since Jan. It only hurts the first time. Ok a little everytime, but way worth it.

Emily said...

Waxing armpits should be the equivelant to getting shot in the knee caps. Eww.

I SERIOUSLY doubt you are getting a big butt. Seriously.

Mary said...

A little nervous about what you consider "big" in the butt department! If yours is big, you must consider mine gargantuan.

Anonymous said...

[i][b][url=http://turbobits.net]качать фильмы [/url][/b][/i] - Бесплатные фильмы скачать бесплатно можно можно у нас!

http://turbobits.net/2050-skachat-film-s-prazdnikami-nichto-ne-sravnitsya-2008-bdrip.html