Thursday, April 2, 2009

Gross Details

This morning, Hazel got up before my alarm went off so I told her to go get ready and wake me up when she was done. I was wearing a cap sleeved shirt to bed, and had my arm up. It was so nice of her not to say anything to me out load, but the look on her face was enough. It was a mix of horror and disgust. So guess what I did today...got my pits weeded. It was really super painful, but thankfully I didn't have to go it alone. I had my sister (Britta) do the actual waxing, and my other sister(Julie) there to hold my hand. You know, on the 40 year old virgin, when he gets his chest waxed, and he has little blood stains on his shirt? I have little bloody pit stains, which may or may on be better than the normal pit stains. I am sure that once the swelling goes down, it will totally be worth it.

This video has nothing to do with that. (Why did I not think to document the waxing. It would have been raw entertainment.) Something is wrong with my charger, and this was all I got before the camera died on me. It is kind of an informative video on how a mess is made. Lame, I know, but I didn't ask you to watch it, now did I. It does feature a blog favorite...Atticus. And the wetness is from the rain on the seat of the bike. He is so adorably trying to wipe it off...aaaaaawwwww...

7 comments:

Amanda said...

You should have taken photos of your armpits, at least. I would like to know how swollen they actually get, in case I decide to ever do mine. Doubtful, but you never know!

Memzy said...

I'm emotionally disturbed by your description. A video may have put me over the edge. You are merciful.

Hot Pants said...

Waxing each others arm pits is the last thing any of my sisters would be willing to do. We can't even share a drink without getting grossed out. I, personally, have a hard time even touching hair on a persons head, let alone the pubic form that grows under the arm. But, congratulations! (Did you do that before or after you came over for guitar?)

Markie23 said...

Could you maybe add some flames or sports logos to Atti's little pink bike. I'm just slightly concerned for his social development and self esteem.

Flem said...

Is shaving your pits so hard? That is the one place I wouldn't wax but maybe I could be compelled if you would post some before and after pics.

Very cute video.

Jenny ESP said...

I shaved my pits yesterday. It took ten second, no swelling, no pain, no blood, smooth as a baby's bottom.

Overall Family said...

Could you please buy that little boy some pants. Yes the ones that cover the whole leg. It has been cold here. You are not longer in Vegas, and haven't been for a while. At least do some laundry.