Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Journey Inside The Midget Door

You know you want it. It actually smells like berries in there. I had candles in there for a while, and the smell has lingered. It truly is a magical place.

I would like to point out that this place also stores my beads/beading supplies when I have them here. I share custody of them, and it is my sister's turn right now. I miss them. I miss them a lot.

Did I kill your dreams? There may be a trap door in the floor in there...

I am going to clean it out. You never see the mess until you post a video of it on your blog.

16 comments:

Amanda said...

I think they are just invisible midgets. They are rare, but more often found in closets than other types of midget. Did you feel everywhere? I'm just saying...

Memzy said...

You can actually walk back in there? I am so jealous. But I know you just had the midget in the bath or something. So rude you didn't let us see him/her/it.

E said...

You need to get a midget asap. Did you try Craig's List?

Elder Jack Anderson said...

You just sucked all the magic out of the midget door.

Katie's video killed the midget star....But srsly, get him outta the tub, towel him off and get him on film.

Cristin said...

Way to ruin the fantasy.

Markie23 said...

There will be midgets, as soon as they get back from returning their ring to Mordor.

Sara M. Carter said...

no midgets? dangit!

ManicMandee said...

Not bad at all. That is kid heaven right there. Toss the TP out and you're set.

ManicMandee said...

Still need your address...

Vegas Family said...

You might been in trouble, didn't the last midget/munchkin just die?

Laura said...

What's amazing to me is that it's clean enough there's actually room for midgets! I've stuffed all midget sized quarters so full of stuff, ours will probably never come back.

Emily said...

Man, you just took away all the mystery of it!

Emily said...

Wow, Katie. You have been busy. I have been on blogging sabbatical, but hopefully will be back soon. I have a list of about a hundred posts I need to catch up on. I haven't even looked at all your posts. I can't wait to take pictures of your kids and you with your new look. I am thinking of a project and need a model. Interested?

Flem said...

Let it be known that if it ever comes up in my future political career, I recommended that commenters use the term "little people" instead of midget.

Just sayin.

Overall Family said...

I am so sorry that you are missing your beads. Love the new ones you bought. I am still trying to come up with something creative to make. Do you think your midget came in a box to my house. I would love that.

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