Saturday, January 19, 2008

Hazel's Rules

For all of you who know Hazel, you know she is all about following the rules. She has created a list of rules for every room in our house. They are all great, but her most recent one is to die for. We moved all of the kids into one bedroom so we could have an office for work. Everyone was happy about the change, but to make four kids fit in one bedroom we had to get some bunk beds. I must have done a good enough job of explaining the dangers of playing on the top bunk. Most of the rules were about things not to be done up there, but my favorite is #16.

15 comments:

Hot Pants said...

I see where her priorities are. It is obviously more important to not say a bad word, than it is to not kill.

Anonymous said...

You put all4 kids in 1 room??

E said...

She's a real Moses. We don't have rules like that in our house. We believe in the freedom to kill each other. It's what our forefathers died for.

eekareek said...

I am glad she specified that rule. Does that only apply in their bedroom? Do they get to come out twice a day for bread and water? If my kids all shared a room together, Teddy would definitely be dead-killed by Wolfe, of course-and Wini would be humming and rocking in the corner, but at least I would have an office :) Love Ya <-- just in case I offended

Anonymous said...

UUH It is starting to smell in here...

Anonymous said...

Can you please change the sheets?

Anonymous said...

Please get rid of rule #16!!

Vegas Family said...

I hope everyone is cooperating with the new rules and that the crime rate has dropped in Hazel's bedroom.

Mary said...

Hazel reminds me of Amy. We use to call her 'police woman'. But I am glad about rule #16 cause with 4 kids sharing just one room, it may become more important to have it posted for all occupants of the room to see.

Anonymous said...

Somebody, anybody, just break me now!

Anonymous said...

Please, I don't care anymore, just take me off my hinges and use me as firewood!

Anonymous said...

Please, Take some of the clothes out of me!

Emily said...

Priceless.

Cristin said...

I like the no killing rule too.

Cristin said...

p.s. 3 of our 4 kids sleep together on a queen size bed. It seemed safer for our dare devil, but it works, they all sleep WAAAAY better when there all together.