Thursday, December 27, 2007

Chronic-WHAT-cles of a Candy Addict Part 3

It's The Final Countdown:
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I have spent a lot of time reflecting on the roller coaster that has been my relationship with candy. It has been a good friend that never leaves a bad taste in my mouth. I love the way it makes me feel while I am eating it, but I hate the guilt and belly distention that come when I am done. I am looking forward to the change, but I will always have a soft spot in my heart for the Reeses, Twixs', Yorks, Hot Tamales, Licorice, Peanut Butter M & Ms, and chocolate with nuts in it. I'm sure I am leaving someone out, but I love you all, and I will miss you.

Director's note: There are a couple of periods of silence in the movie. Video taping candy in public (I guess) is strange to some people, and I didn't want to share my last words to those sweet things with an audience.


8 comments:

E said...

You have no shame--talking to candy in a grocery store?

Anonymous said...

I know, what was that all about? And then you dont even tell us what you picked!! Why you always gotta be checking out the prices too? why do you even look at those? It shouldnt matter it just shouldnt. Take that lying stealing no good injun and his gun with you the next time!

eekareek said...

I think it is a good thing your giving it up. $1.59 for a bag of candy!! That is outragious! You will literally eat yourself out of house and home at those prices and with your appetite.

Anonymous said...

sara just called you a fat pig! I heard her.

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E said...

Tom told me to tell you to answer the phone.

Hot Pants said...

I think people probably thought you were just talking to that teddy bear on the shelf. Because it is the only thing that could possibly talk back to you. The candy won't, you are planning on eating it. I wouldn't talk to you if you were going to eat me.

Hazel said...

TIT-that's what she said