I Was Just So Busy You Guys

I decided that I have a little time, and I missed you all. I have been trying to get you all on Facebook, which is easier for my laziness, but you just aren't all having it. So, I came back. I don't know how long I am going to be here. I think it is really going to depend on the number of comments.
I've been doing lots of really boring stuff that is most likely not going to get me any comments, so I am going to leave that stuff out, and stick to shock and offense. I am pregnant, and I am going on my third day of no showering. Now only one of those things are true, but which one? Also, none of those might be true...
Notice no pictures, not yet. I don't think you guys are ready for them.