Morgan Family

Harrowing Tale Of Possible Survival

2010-05-03T17:22:00.001-06:00

So, Saturday we went to see the chicks and ended up with three. The
cutest little balls of fluff ever. The kids are all obsessed and I
don't think the chicks have had much time on the ground. Anyway today,
violet was mauling them as usual and left the cage open. I walked past
it who knows how much later, and the cage was open and Flutter was
GONE! After a brief search of the house, I realized that the outside
door was open and that my cat who was obsessed with the chicks had
most likely taken it. I ran out side and heard a faint chirp from
below the deck. I looked under and saw the tail of the cat. I screamed
and stomped the cat away, but the chick was frozen with fear and
possible injuries. I got a screwdriver to disassemble the deck, but I
couldn't get even one of the 12 or so screws required to remove the
board to budge. The cat, meanwhile, was still lurking close by and
made several attempts to reclaim it's prize. About this time, my
school aged kids came home. Hazel was a wreck. I had tried to crawl
under the deck, but couldn't get my butt through (this was one of the
saddest and most surprising developements). I begged Thomas to help.
After much convincing and crying, he went for it. He was crying for
the chick to come closer, while I was poking blindly with a giant
piece of rebar trying to urge it closer to Thomas. After a very tense
few minutes he cried that he had it, and tossed it's cold, fightened,
slightly mangled body out to our welcoming arms. He braved slugs and
mud and darkness to save that baby. He's my sweet hero. I've never
been so proud. Anyway, that chick better make it, or I'm gonna be
pissed.

I Was Just So Busy You Guys

2010-01-12T17:01:00.002-07:00

I decided that I have a little time, and I missed you all. I have been trying to get you all on Facebook, which is easier for my laziness, but you just aren't all having it. So, I came back. I don't know how long I am going to be here. I think it is really going to depend on the number of comments.
I've been doing lots of really boring stuff that is most likely not going to get me any comments, so I am going to leave that stuff out, and stick to shock and offense. I am pregnant, and I am going on my third day of no showering. Now only one of those things are true, but which one? Also, none of those might be true...
Notice no pictures, not yet. I don't think you guys are ready for them.

Violet

2009-10-12T12:37:00.001-06:00

She wanted curlers, and you thought she couldn't get any cuter...

While I Was Sleeping

2009-10-11T12:43:00.002-06:00

It has been so nice for me now that Hazel is a bit older. She has taken over the responsibility of fixing breakfast on the non-school days so I can sleep in. This morning, not only did she do her job flawlessly, but she made a party. She had prizes, games, decorations, and was waiting patiently for me to come down to start. I was going to take pictures but my battery was dead when I finally brushed the dust off so I could take a picture, but it was cute. She had pin the mouth on the pumpkin... I just love these guys!

I Got Nothing

2009-10-08T11:34:00.003-06:00

I think I forgot how to blog, you guys.

Happy Birthday Hazel!

2009-10-05T12:46:00.002-06:00

She's eight today. I love this girl. I wanted her so bad, and she did not disappoint. She just recently got her own room, and she keeps it so clean and organized, I knew she would-she has a bit of her grandma Morgan in her. She is at the top of her class in nearly every subject. She is in advanced reading, spelling, math, and science. She brings home daily behavior logs, and she has never ever, not even once, gotten a warning in her three years of school. She loves learning, and she is a great friend. As if that wasn't enough. She is beautiful, and keeps getting prettier every year. I made a video a couple years ago for her birthday. Happy birthday to this very special lady!

My Little Scout

2009-10-04T19:36:00.003-06:00

So, Thomas is officially a scout. He was so cute at his first meeting, and you should have seen him picking out his uniform. Only one thing has topped it, kidz bop, but it was a close second. I feel really lucky to live in a "richer " area. (If only they knew I was just renting.) They have great involvement, and activities planned. I think it is because most of the parents rarely work, in fact the pack leader (I think that is what he is called) does scouts for his "job". I know he is a bit young, but it suits him, and while he is bouncing off the walls at home, he is patient, obedient, and focused at the meetings. I think he may just be a professional scout some day.

Hello? Is There Anybody Out There?

2009-10-02T19:59:00.002-06:00

I know it's been a while. My fingers aren't quite sure what to do anymore, but I'm back!! How long has it been since my computer died? Like forever, but I pumped some new life into it (cost me 75 dollars, but so worth it)

This is just a preview. I have about 4 months of pictures to update you all on. Aren't you excited! Don't try to hide it, I know you are. I am going to just start like I never left, and only read past posts if I get really bored one day. I am there for you all now. Ready to let you all know what I think about what you have going on, because you need it, and I need it.

Until tomorrow. That's when I am really going to get started.

Garden Spoils

2009-08-13T13:24:00.001-06:00

I just realized that I haven't shared any vital information about my
garden in a while. We've been eating peas, green beans, carrots,
green onions, chives, spider covered lettuce, and thus is our first
zuchinni. It is so worth the effort. It's like giving birth
everyday, but then I eat my babies.

First Day Of School

2009-08-12T09:18:00.001-06:00

Jealous? Yeah, my kids are back in school. All day. They were so
excited, and last night Hazel came into my room at around 10:30, fully
dressed for school, to tell me she was too excited to sleep. I did
that, and I'm pretty sure most if you did too.

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I Think My Mom Must Be Pissed

2009-08-06T10:26:00.000-06:00

So, today marks one year since my mom died. I fully intended to lay
in bed all day feeling sorry for myself, but I was caught completely
off guard by this massive thunder storm. I get the feeling she
doesn't want me to be sad today.

So, to brighten everyone's day, including my own-a gratuitous shot of
my fore mentioned praying mantis.

I've Lost It

2009-08-03T13:57:00.001-06:00

Here I am, sitting in front of the computer again, and nothing is coming. Uh, I found a praying mantis today? No... My credit card machine that I am trying to reprogram is saying please initialize. I don't think I did it right? No... I am so out of control busy with "secret" "unbloggable" stuff. All of that stuff is gumming up the works. Sorry for being so lame. You should have known.

The Boss Today

2009-07-29T13:29:00.001-06:00

I'm the boss today. That gives me unlimited internet access. I don't have to compete with Tom, which I have obviously been losing at. If only I had something to write about.

Atticus's Gift

2009-07-17T21:12:00.001-06:00

So, o had been nursing this little baby bird back to health. Sadly,
it didn't make it. The truth is, I was shocked that it lived the four
days that it did. Just moments ago, Atticus brought me a handfull of
the things he had collected outside (it is quite normal for him to
bring me bugs and other gross things). Wedged in his hand, between
the cable plug and the grass he had pulled, was this baby bird. Not
living, obviously. And that is what brought me back to blogging...

Does This Make Me Old?

2009-06-10T14:02:00.001-06:00

I was just reading the blogs, and was shocked when I read my niece's.
She is prego, you guys. I tried to leave a comment on her blog, but
I'm having issues, obviously. So, I thought I would use this stage to
congratulate her. Amanda, I am so excited for you!
I'd make you a blanket, but it sounds like you're set.

This Time For Real?

2009-06-04T16:22:00.001-06:00

Tom is loading up a trailer with all the rest if our stuff. I think
that means that we are done with Las Vegas, but I've said that so many
times before. I'm looking forward to being a family again. Now for
the happily ever after...

Sent from my iPhone

Bring It

2009-06-01T11:02:00.001-06:00

So, I am all motivated to start this super intensive work out program
that promises to turn me from flab to fab. I have put on about 10
pounds over the past year, and feel myself heading in the wrong
direction, health wise. I feel tired, depressed, and although I am
still squeezing into most of my pants, it isn't pretty. Flesh all
over the place, grossness. My sister let me borrow her pirated copy
of p90x. She said she wasn't quite ready to start it.

So I popped in the into disc. It was a lot of before and afters, and
a lot of "bring it". Then onto disc one...ab ripper. Oh. My. Gosh.
I got about 8 minutes into it before I started siezing up. They keep
saying it's not for beginners, so if you're a beginner, just take
breaks. I took a bunch of breaks the first 8 minutes and then a 9
minute break, there at the end. I think I'm going to have to start
over tomorrow. Or maybe I'll bring it later today? Getting ripped is
going to be hard, you gize.

2009-05-28T13:48:00.001-06:00

She Really Let Me Down

2009-05-28T13:47:00.001-06:00

That's it. She breathed her last breath. Estimated time of death is
1:42. I don't know what I'm going to do. There is so much that is
unresolved. She took All my pictures with her, plus a ton of lame
business stuff. I am hoping a geek can bring her back long enough to
salvage those things. She was good to me. She intoduced us all,
except my family, inlaws and blood,(although she has helped to
strengthen those relationships). How soon is too soon to replace her?
I don't think I'll do good on my own. I totally know how my dad felt.

Still Here

2009-05-25T15:02:00.003-06:00

I am trying to get caught up on all the blogs. I am really far behind. I have been reading most of them on my phone, but commenting is a pain. I commit to you, that I will get around to it. I am just starting at the top, and working my way down so if you are just dying to know what I have to say about your stuff, you're going to have to update.

My computer is only slightly better. This post has taken a good part of the afternoon. I think it might still be contagious so read at your own risk. It is painfully slow, and all the virus scans haven't fixed the crashing. I think we might have to put her down.

I took some pictures of my garden, so I could brag about it. It is my obsession. I recommend planting green beans. They are instant gratification plants. They are the big ones, and I planted them just over a week ago.

This is the kids camping out on our porch. That counts, doesn't it?

Virus

2009-05-21T23:49:00.001-06:00

You miss me? I think my computer has a bad one. Markie, if you're
reading this, I did use protection, but there was obviously a hole.

I am going to be back soon, and shower your blogs with all sorts of
attention. I've got the whole day blocked off.

I miss you too...

Sent from my iPhone

Journey Inside The Midget Door

2009-05-12T20:08:00.003-06:00

You know you want it. It actually smells like berries in there. I had candles in there for a while, and the smell has lingered. It truly is a magical place.

I would like to point out that this place also stores my beads/beading supplies when I have them here. I share custody of them, and it is my sister's turn right now. I miss them. I miss them a lot.

Did I kill your dreams? There may be a trap door in the floor in there...

I am going to clean it out. You never see the mess until you post a video of it on your blog.

Feeling Better

2009-05-11T22:27:00.001-06:00

Aren't these the cutest kids you ever did see? Only winners swimming
in this gene pool.

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You Can Almost Smell My Morning Breath

2009-05-10T10:58:00.003-06:00

Well, it's mother's day, and I am a mom. I was actually really surprised that my little kids took some initiative and are really trying to make this a great day for me. Tom isn't here to coax them in the right direction, but they have all gone out of their way to do something nice for me. They made me presents at school. This is the video of it being presented to me. I love these guys, and find that being a mother is the most rewarding thing that I do. They never cease to amaze me.

On a much depressing side note, I can't help but think of my own mom on mother's day. She was such a great woman, so selfless, and so giving. I love her, and I miss her terribly. I was supposed to teach the lesson in church today, but I skipped out because I don't think I can sit through all the talks about how great moms are without bawling my eyes out. I would rather do my crying in the privacy of my own home. So I am sending my message to my mom who is somewhere out there.

Mom, I miss you so much. I still have a hard time convincing myself that you are really gone, and although I know that I can't see you in the flesh, I have felt you many time. You have been there for me when I really needed some comfort that no one else could give. You have inspired me, and continue to inspire me. I guess I have to watch myself even more now that you are watching me all the time. I hope I make you proud. I love you and I can't wait to see you again. On the plus side, I don't have to buy you presents anymore.

Pictures (Not Albion, Yet)

2009-05-07T13:31:00.003-06:00

These are just some pictures of the kids that I am posting for Tom. It's hard right now you guys. We are trying so hard to tie up all the loose ends, try out new marketing ideas, and get Tom moved here. All in all, it is really stressful, and every once in a while I just feel like sitting back, with my headphones in, listening to music, blocking out the world. That is what I am doing today. Plus a little blogging. Shh, I am supposed to be working. I did get everyone bathed and fed, including myself, which is enough for me tired mind.

The metal Thomas is wearing is from the fun run. All the kids got one. They wear them all the time. We showed up a little late. Everyone was on the last lap. When the lady saw us she said to just join in. We ran a total of about 10 steps, suckers!

Garden massacre

2009-05-05T19:16:00.001-06:00

I just want to be alone.

Let's Get Together

2009-04-26T00:28:00.001-06:00

Yeah, I'll blog about it because everyone else is too busy packing and
planning to. We are having a family reunion of sorts. It is going to
be freaking awesome!! I don't know much about what's going on, but I
do know that pasta salad is involved. If you are reading this, you
are family and are totally invited. Bring a swim suit, just in case.

The picture is cute and totally not connected.

Wishes Really Do Come True

2009-04-24T17:36:00.001-06:00

You should have seen the look on her face when she was told she needed
the eye patch, bliss. The eye patch was cool for about 45 minutes.
How am I going to get 4 hours a day in?

Don't Be Mad

2009-04-23T22:58:00.000-06:00

I was coming on here to dutifully post new pictures of the kids. I had taken a bunch of them on my phone and sent them to the email for saving, and future posting, but now I am having trouble with my email! I got a couple of them, but there isn't a good shot of everyone. I hope this makes you hungry for more without being angry...

After being unable to find the pictures in my pictures, I decided to sync my phone. Then I realized all the pictures that I took today, I actually took on my real camera that was magically fixed by gnomes last night (not of the pervy variety).

This Made Me Laugh

2009-04-22T14:39:00.002-06:00

My niece found this nugget, and I stole it. It isn't really stealing though if you give credit where credit is due.

Enjoy!

Kids

2009-04-21T23:34:00.004-06:00

Remember when tom said that old pictures were good? I hope that applies to videos too. I have been taking a bunch of pictures, but they are on my phone because of my camera troubles, and I don't have the patience to transfer all those pics. I don't want you all to feel like you have to comment after every single picture when i post them one at a time from my phone. I am a lazy giver, what can I say.

Weeds Don't Grow In Rows, Right?

2009-04-21T16:47:00.001-06:00

So I go outside to water my real garden and this is what I found. I
am not sure why this makes me so happy. These little guys are peas.
Peas were my favorite from my mom's garden growing up. My indoor
starts are quite big too (in case you were wondering). I am thinking
of expanding. Who'd have thought it would be so fun?

Can You Say, "Best Mom Ever"?

2009-04-20T20:57:00.003-06:00

It was gorgeous here today. I don't think I spent more than a few minutes inside today. I started the morning with some yard work, and them a walk, them to the park for lunch, then some outside reading, then a little of this. Seriously, like paradise.

I know you are dying to know how she did. Truth be told, I will give her a 10 for effort... We will have more chances for learning to ride a bike video, that's all I'll say. I think it is a "dad" job anyway. I wouldn't want to take that from him.

Busted!

2009-04-18T14:28:00.000-06:00

Hazel was so excited for her glasses for about a day. After that, she
would take them off and lose them many times. She missed the bus a
couple times looking for them. Then this happened. She set them on
the ground... Is it wrong to just pretend that she doesn't need
them? They are so obviously thick...

Cuter picture of Atticus

2009-04-17T23:13:00.001-06:00

Picture of atticus

2009-04-17T23:12:00.001-06:00

Atticus's Haircut: You Know You Wanna See It

2009-04-16T18:30:00.003-06:00

I did it. I had had enough, and when he woke up with a hair do similar to Beebs I decided to hack it off. Most of it anyway. He was emotional about it. I don't think he liked seeing his blond locks fall to the floor. I am not saying that I did a good job or anything. In fact, I am the first to admit that it is a pretty terrible job, but an improvement, and free. That's how I roll.

I threw in a picture of the miracle of life for the beggars. I was hoping that I wouldn't have to admit that it was my inside starts that are growing. At least I know they are not weeds. I did have Hazel take a picture of me working in the real garden (the one those cute little buds will be transplanted in when they are strong enough), but it is mysteriously not on the camera. "Yeah mom, I got a picture of you." Whatever!

Grandma, Grandpa, Puppy, and Candy

2009-04-14T17:25:00.002-06:00

That is the new dog right down there. Tom took her to Las Vegas with him. He said he was going to have her all house trained by the time he got back.

We did the usual for Easter. No new dresses or anything like that. For some reason this holiday doesn't really inspire me. We didn't even color eggs, you guys. And I had a couple dozen in my fridge.

You know what does inspire me? Gardening, and guess what, I got my first little sprouts today. I feel like I have just given birth. I think it is broccoli, but I am not 100% sure. It just happened so fast.

My Situation

2009-04-13T13:22:00.002-06:00

We are down to the wire guys.

As most of you know, last year I spent a good part of the summer in Idaho caring for my mom. While I was here, I realized that there was something really special about this place. So, I impulsively packed up the family and moved them here. Tom had to stay behind to tie up the loose ends. I thought it would be about a month of back and forth, but it somehow turned into 7 months. The hardest time of both of our lives. Now I see the light at the end of the tunnel. He is going back for the last long time. We finally got ourselves a manager that has a vested interest in our business, with plans to buy us out. I am all for this. I would like to leave Las Vegas behind and have nothing tying us there. Don't you be too worried about us. We are starting up the same business here. We won't be jobless, and we are stimulating the economy at the same time. You're welcome, Idaho.

A side note. We got a new dog. (See how impulsive I am?) She is really sweet, and left with Tom. I am hoping that she is house trained by the time he comes back in a couple weeks. That puts us at one fish, two cats, and two dogs. I don't know how I get talked into these things...

Look What I Found

2009-04-09T20:24:00.002-06:00

Someone finally gave in and got an iphone. Tom got it for work and not for the cool apps, just so you all know, but he had to send all of the pictures from his old phone before it gets turned off. I thought I would share a few...

I Am So Freaked Out By This

2009-04-05T22:14:00.002-06:00

I don't recommend watching this if you are about to go to sleep.

A Carmera Miracle

2009-04-05T21:07:00.003-06:00

My non working camera had one more trick up it's sleeve. A video this time. Relax, sit back, and enjoy.

I would also like to give a public shout out to Dwight, of the Hot Pants Thurston's. He made an amazing dinner that I felt honored to partake of. Gravy, as far as the eye could see.

The Only Photo I Got

2009-04-05T01:22:00.001-06:00

I must have been to distracted by her presence to take more pictures,
but I am pretty sure I am the only one that got a picture at the
airport. It's exclusive, blurry or not.

What? It Was A Busy Day.

2009-04-03T19:13:00.002-06:00

Tom insisted on pictures and for some reason, just emailing them to him was an unthinkable request, so here are your pictures Tom. Please tell me that I am not the only one that lets their kids wear their pajamas all day long. I would like to tell you that they are getting baths before they go to bed, but I don't want to lie on my blog.

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Pit Pictures For The Sickos

2009-04-03T13:24:00.002-06:00

I don't think you guys are seeing the big picture here. Shaving only
gives you a day of smoothness. I will be hairless for about a week,
and the regrowth will be slower and thinner.

I am feeling much better today, but even yesterday, just moments after
the procedure, I felt like it was worth it. If it weren't for this
picture, I wouldn't have known there was a hole in my shirt. It is a
blessing, you guys.

About the before pictures. There is no way in h#*@ that I would document such grossness.

Gross Details

2009-04-02T23:08:00.003-06:00

This morning, Hazel got up before my alarm went off so I told her to go get ready and wake me up when she was done. I was wearing a cap sleeved shirt to bed, and had my arm up. It was so nice of her not to say anything to me out load, but the look on her face was enough. It was a mix of horror and disgust. So guess what I did today...got my pits weeded. It was really super painful, but thankfully I didn't have to go it alone. I had my sister (Britta) do the actual waxing, and my other sister(Julie) there to hold my hand. You know, on the 40 year old virgin, when he gets his chest waxed, and he has little blood stains on his shirt? I have little bloody pit stains, which may or may on be better than the normal pit stains. I am sure that once the swelling goes down, it will totally be worth it.

This video has nothing to do with that. (Why did I not think to document the waxing. It would have been raw entertainment.) Something is wrong with my charger, and this was all I got before the camera died on me. It is kind of an informative video on how a mess is made. Lame, I know, but I didn't ask you to watch it, now did I. It does feature a blog favorite...Atticus. And the wetness is from the rain on the seat of the bike. He is so adorably trying to wipe it off...aaaaaawwwww...

Starting Tomorrow

2009-04-01T21:32:00.003-06:00

My blog isn't going to be so lame. I don't know what happened you guys. I have a list of excuses a mile long, but that would just be lame to write. Although, at the top would probably be my ballooning behind. Like it is sucking the funny right out of me. And maybe my hairy armpits. I have been allowing the hair to grow because I keep on telling myself that I am going to wax it. With all the long sleeves and Tom being out of town and all, it seemed like a perfect timing, and I was believing that lie for a long time too. At this point, something needs to be done about it. Do I just wax it and get it over with, or do I just shave? Big butt, and hairy armpits: A few of the reasons my blog sucks.

I am using old pictures of the kids because my battery on my camera died.

We Had It All

2009-03-31T19:17:00.001-06:00

Today was one of those days where it snowed, rained, hailed, and then
turned all bright and sunny. I was going to point out the happy
ending, but from the time I decided to make this post and the time I
actually got around to it, it has turned all gray and windy again.

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On The Loose

2009-03-30T21:16:00.001-06:00

Guess who learned to open doors...this guy. That pretty much means he
doesn't take naps or go to bed at a decent hour.

It's sad when you realize your baby isn't a baby anymore.

No Thanks To Landee

2009-03-30T12:07:00.000-06:00

My first post from my phone. So simple, so beautiful.

This rainbow from my birthday. I am pretty sure Heavenly father just
wanted to say thanks for being so awesome.

Big Deal

2009-03-28T00:03:00.002-06:00

So, I don't know what I am doing as far as posting from my phone goes. I have good old Steven, (my reliable computer who was feeling kind of lonely anyway) who knows exactly what buttons to push.

If there is someone out there who has information on how to post from your phone, I need it ASAP. I have a goal of not getting out of bed for an entire day. I need this skill to make it possible.

iPhone Post

2009-03-27T23:51:00.001-06:00

Big News!

2009-03-26T19:38:00.000-06:00

Hazel got glasses. She has been so excited about them. She is so funny. She has a very slight lazy eye, and they told her that if it wasn't corrected by the glasses she might have to wear a patch over her good eye , forcing her weaker eye to work harder. I was cringing, but she was crossing her fingers. I took her out of the room and asked her what she thought of all that. She told me, "Just think of all the attention I would get with an eye patch." She is so positive, or perhaps so desperate for attention. Love these kiddos.

Also, I went out to lunch today with an old friend, Kimberly. Not that kind of old, she is younger than me-baby, but we have been friends for forever. We had a good time. I had even brought my camera to document it, but it stayed in my purse. Bummer for you all, I know. Next time I won't be so careless.
Kimberly posted this picture on facebook, but I thought I would steal it so you all would know who the hey I am talking about. We are making a Stacy sandwich. Don't we all look hot? Me especially...you can tell exactly how hot by the sweat stains...

More Of The You Know Whats

2009-03-24T18:44:00.000-06:00

Pictures of the kids, but this time, at dinner. I know. I am really pushing the envelope lately. These ones are for all to enjoy.

Atticus was really irritated about his picture being taken, and this is truly the best shot I got of him. You know what his face looks like already.

How Do People Have Time To Blog?

2009-03-23T00:20:00.000-06:00

I have been so busy messing about with my iphone. I think I am going slightly cross eyed actually. The crazy thing is, I somehow managed to go out to dinner with my SIL Amy (which was a great time BTW) and clean my entire house (once over), and read a good portion of "The Host". I think it is making me a better person...

These are a few more pictures of Atticus's birthday. Tom is cool with old pictures just as long as he hasn't seen them before.

Best Birthday Ever!!

2009-03-21T21:28:00.000-06:00

I am not too proud to make a post about my awesome birthday. My sister was nice enough to come and make me the best lunch ever, cake included. Cheese cake, in fact. My favorite, but she doesn't really like it. That just shows her dedication to making this a good birthday for me. I seriously love that girl. I also got a bunch of calls from other sisters. That is what is nice about having a huge family, if everyone doesn't get around to calling you, you don't get offended cause you have been on the phone all day anyway. In fact, you kind of pray people forget, or don't really care.

I am sure you all know that Tom is far away in Las Vegas, and after a discussion about what I wanted for my birthday, he decided he would get me what I really wanted...an iphone. I have been trying for the last two days to get one. Finally, at the fifth store...Success! I have it now, and I love it. There aren't many things that I have wanted in my life, I mean really wanted. This is one on my short list. I was dreaming about it all night long. I didn't even truly grasp how cool it was. I would like to thank Jenny for the couple hour long tutorial. She directed me to all the really cool apps, and saved me a bunch of time. I am actually really looking forward to getting it all put together, you know, like contacts and such. Thank you for this Tom. You have made this birthday a memorable one for me.

My iphone. I got that protective case on clearance and saved a bundle. Look at how greasy it is already! That is how much I love it, and don't wash my hands.
What I look like when I am talking on it. (Hard to find good help taking pictures. Thomas was all I had.)
Where I keep my iphone, cause my pants are too tight to fit it in my pocket.

Thought I Might Change It Up A Bit

2009-03-20T21:49:00.001-06:00

Only a bit. Just a different room in the house. My room. Very personal. Atticus was sound asleep and really grouchy. No pictures of him...too risky.

Guess Who Got An Iphone?

2009-03-20T17:27:00.000-06:00

Not me. Lame, right? I waited for like two hours trying to get an iphone before I gave up. I would like to make a formal apology to the in-laws for wasting their time too. Lucky for you though, because I am sure I would be messing around with it instead of posting this little rose bud.

Worth It

2009-03-18T22:21:00.000-06:00

I was laying by Violet, tickling her back, waiting for the familiar sound of snoring to alert me that she had dozed off so I could finish my show...all I got was deep, relaxed breathing. I am so happy right now.

Some Things You've Missed

2009-03-17T20:40:00.000-06:00

Remember that book that Atticus loved and would read for hours, that I got from the library? Yeah, here it is. He loved it so much, he wanted to read it in the bath. When I took it back to the library, I set it down on the counter, in all it's sogginess, and told them, "You may have lost a book, but it clogged my drain. No one wins in this kind of situation." He destroyed two library books this round, and cost me a load of money. All the money I had been saving by borrowing books for the book club, and just reading in general...gone.

Also, some pictures of Atticus on his birthday. We went to McDonalds. He was king of the slide that day. He was yelling at anyone that tried to go down. Some lady sent her kid over to me to say sorry for making him cry. She had no idea that my little baby was the one that picked the fight.
These are pictures for Tom. Hazel wanted you all to know that she was celebrating her win in Raving Rabbids. She opened a new level, you gize.

Dad's Wedding Pics

2009-03-16T20:49:00.000-06:00

As you all know, my dad got married this last weekend. I wasn't able to go because of Violet's surgery. I kinda think he didn't really care a whole lot if anybody went since he only gave about a weeks notice. In fact, only two of my sisters out of all 13 of us could make it. So, this is what I got. I know I would have taken a ton more pictures and would have had a whole lot more to say about the festivities, but Julie (my source/sister that went) has left something to be desired. That is the last time I send her on my errand! To be fair, she probably was holding at least one kid the whole time.

This is what she told me, "It was nice. I missed the actual wedding because of Calvin (her son). They all seemed really normal, and kinda funny. There was a reception." And that is all I got before I had to go and didn't call her back. I am hoping for some more detail, but for now, I will steal the pictures from her blog (since no one really looks at her blog. I am totally kidding Julie, sheesh). I am not sure which one, but I think it is the one in the graphic print shirt that is my twin. You might want to view the pictures on her blog if you want to get nitty gritty. The copy quality isn't great.

Tom Is Gone...Can You Tell?

2009-03-16T14:44:00.000-06:00

So, remember when I told you all that Violet was doing better? I think the second I posted that, she was bad again. She refused to take any of her medication, and the pain got pretty out of control. Her temperature went a soaring again. She was .02 degrees from heading back to the hospital. I just had to talk her though it. The last few days have been like that. Ups and downs. I thought she was starting to come around last night, but the night was pretty bad. No one really got any sleep, and although she was eating a little yesterday, she has regressed. I am on my own now. I hope the worst is behind us. I can handle a little fever and a small appetite, but not much more than that.

The terrible breath that accompanies a surgery like this has made me hesitant to look inside her mouth. I finally did yesterday, and was shocked to see huge sores on both sides of her tongue. Obviously, at some point she bit through her tongue on both sides, and the steaming, dryness, and whatever is causing that bad breath, infected it. I am pushing the antibiotics like crazy now, and am already seeing an improvement.

Anyway...how are you doing?

Back In The Hospital

2009-03-13T20:30:00.000-06:00

Violet went back to the hospital. She was running a really high temperature (104) and that was the cut off. While she was there, the nosey nurse got all up in my business. Anything, one thing led to another, and she offered to be my new mom. I accepted.

Anyways, She is doing much better now. The second her fever came down and the IV was finished, she was herself again. I had had to carry her listless body in, but she was walking out. Thanks to the miracle of rectal Tylenol suppositories. She has been doing so much better since. She even ate dinner with us, and hasn't stopped talking. All good signs. I think she is starting to talk advantage of her siblings, and has two personal slaves. She knows how to work it.

Violet's New Surge

2009-03-12T18:54:00.000-06:00

Yeah, so she had a little work done. I think I underestimated how big a deal it was until I was sitting in the waiting room, and every time the door would open you could hear screaming kids. I suddenly felt so bad, but can you guess...Violet didn't cry. That is right. All you out there with kids that cried after surgery...babies, that is what they are.

She has been doing so good. After my sister made a comment about not drinking, I have been the beverage Nazi. And she has "swallowed" the bait. She hasn't eaten more than a bite of ice cream, but I figure as long as she is drinking, I will be fine. It is only the first day, after all.

Some cute pictures. Tom took a bunch of pictures of the event. So so sad...but so so adorable. The whole office was buzzing about her cuteness mixed with her cooperation and strength. She made a good impression.

This is on the way to the clinic. (She has no idea)

This is dad, that is his scared face.

Here she is, just waking up.
Finally, back in my arms.
So sleepy.

After things calm down, I will be back to blogging. I miss you gize! Can't wait to see what you have all been up to.

That Was Tom...Not Dumb-BTW

2009-03-09T17:49:00.000-06:00

I just thought I would quickly let you all know about Violet's thing. It isn't that big a deal. Just the removal of the tonsils and the adenoids. In and out, so I hear. I am actually really excited about it. She sounds so terrible at night. I feel sorry for Hazel, having to share a room and all with her. She snores so loud, but the apnea is the worst part. Soon enough she will be fine and breathing better. Enough said. (I do get a couple of free church meals out of it. I suggest getting your kids checked out.)

I'm so dumb....

2009-03-09T17:16:00.000-06:00

I'm so dumb I can't believe it. Here is a picture. I eat poo.

Getting Married

2009-03-06T11:05:00.000-07:00

I got a phone call yesterday. It was my dad inviting me to his wedding. They are getting married on the 14th of this month. I can't make it because of Violet's surgery. Yeah, that is next weekend. Whatever...

I just had to throw this picture in. My niece made cupcakes, and this particular one made me laugh and want to curl up into a ball at the same time. Very few things can make me do that, so kudos.

Flight Of The Conchords

2009-03-05T11:35:00.000-07:00

I don't know if you guys are going to think this is funny, but I feel like I would be a bad friend if I didn't at least expose you to something that I think is hilarious. These guys have a show on HBO that I laugh out loud at every time I watch it. This is just a sampling. Be prepared to laugh your shoes off.

Commin' Outta My Funk

2009-03-04T13:30:00.001-07:00

I have been feeling really weird lately. Off, for some reason. I find my tone very acidic (that is how it is in my mind anyway) which is so not like me. I am usually sweet as Valentine's conversation hearts. I am over it now. I am healed and feeling better. Tom and I talked on the phone for hours and laughed and laughed. I think that was all I needed. So, I am officially uncrazy now. Sorry for dragging you through, what I will describe as, my Scotland period. Doesn't it sound mysterious?

My Home Birth Story

2009-03-03T19:15:00.000-07:00

Since some of you wanted to know about it, here you go.

It all starts with the terrible hospital birth that I had with Violet. I had an HMO. I hadn't ever had a delivery with the doctor that I actually had my appointments with. I would show up to give birth and it was whoever was on call. I didn't like that much. Also, the doctors didn't want to show up until the baby was about to come out. Anyways, I digress. I told the nurse (who was brand spanking new with really hairy arms) that my last two labors had progressed very fast, and that she should call the doctor when I was about 4 cm to come so they would make it in time. She told me over and over that the doctors do not want to be called until 8 cm. I wasn't planning on getting an epidural partly because I was curious what excruciating pain felt like, and i had had a bad one with Thomas that made my back hurt for like two months, and didn't even fully work. Anyway, The nurse checked me and I was 6 cm. I told her again to call. She finally decided she would call since I had gotten to that point so fast. About 5 minutes later I felt a lot of pressure and called the nurse to check me again. I was 10 cm and needing to push really bad. Remember, no epidural. I couldn't wait anymore. So this hairy armed nurse left the door wide open without the curtain pulled, so she could hurry and catch the baby that was coming out. She didn't have time to break down the bed or anything. The doctor showed up about 45 minutes later. I still hadn't delivered my placenta so she gave it a tug. It didn't come out in one piece so she (thinking I had had an epidural) sticks her hand in and starts digging for the missing piece. Worse than the birth, and she kept giving me these looks like I was being a baby. I think she felt bad after she found out I hadn't had an epidural. The whole thing was embarrassing, and I hated that no one listened to me. I decided that I wanted to play a more active role in my next birth and started looking at other option.

I found a midwife that I loved. Every appointment lasted an hour. So nice. I for the first time felt like a person and not just a paycheck. She was very understanding and sympathetic. I had a lot of people tell me that I was being reckless with my life and the life of my unborn Atticus, but in my research I found that the death rates are the same at home and in the hospital. Most of the home birth deaths were due to uncontrolled bleeding (which hospitals and equip to handle), but the same percentage of babies died in the hospital due to infection. I was born at home too, and my mom had told me that I was her best delivery. The preparation was mostly cleaning and sterilizing my room and bathroom (Where I planned to give birth) and buy a birthing kit. My midwife also had an additional list of supplies that she found came in handy. The whole birth was a breeze. She broke my water at about 10:00, which put me into labor, and he was born at about 11:45. I loved that I could hold him as long as I wanted. I got to give him his first bath. She took care of the shots that they usually do in the hospital and did his PKU. I would do it again, but I don't think it is for everyone. I wouldn't recommend it for anyone that had any complications with a previous delivery. There is a point when you think you are going to be torn apart from the inside, and it can be kind of scary, but just when you think you can't do it anymore, it is over. I healed super fast, too. The most amazing part was that Tom loved it too. This was a huge feet. It took me a few months to talk him into it, and he was nervous throughout the whole pregnancy, but I don't think he would change a thing now.

The one thing that I didn't really like about it was the down time you get at the hospital. That day or so that you just get to lay there and let people get things for you. I didn't really get that, but still worth it.

I forgot to mention that I made a video for Atticus last year. If you want to check it out.

Happy Birthday Atticus!

2009-03-03T12:32:00.000-07:00

This beautiful boy is two years old today. He is such a sweet boy, and so loving. He is one of those rare babies that loves to snuggle. He would love it if I carried him around all day long. He loves to watch me cook, and help unload the dishwasher. He eat, sleeps, and breathes cars.

You can't ignore his good looks. I would just like to point out that he is 50% me, even though he looks just like a blond version of his dad. So handsome.

I love him. For those who don't know, he was born at home. On purpose, mind you. And it was by far my favorite birth experience. He has a special place in my heart.

Momma Drama

2009-03-02T22:28:00.000-07:00

So, some very interesting things have happened this weekend. I guess it started last week when I found out that my dad was dating someone. He has dated in the past, but nothing too serious. I guess this one is serious. Since two of my sisters were going to bless their babies, I guess my dad thought it would be the perfect opportunity for us to meet her, and her meet us.

I must tell you that is was strange. She was so nice and so much about her reminded me of my mom. It has been hard to take my mind off all that this new relationship implies. I don't know exactly how I feel about it. I do want my dad to have someone that makes him happy, and let's face it, take care of him, but part of me thinks that they are moving too fast, and I think they have time to get to know each other better. If things kept going in the direction that they are going now, I would have 19 brothers and sisters

Just blogging what is on my mind.

For all of you that don't know, my mom died in August of last year, so that is the situation there. If you feel like you need something really depressing to do you can go ahead and look back on my post from around that time. I don't recommend it, but it is there for the curious.

I would like to dedicate these pictures to Landee, and say sorry to her that they are attached to such a weird post.

Kids...

2009-03-01T21:42:00.000-07:00

Pictures of the kiddos for Tom.

I Call This The Britta

2009-02-28T22:11:00.000-07:00

My sister did her magic on me again. I can't tell you all how nice it is to have someone that is willing to give you makeovers all the time. I need you to keep in mind that this is after a few hours of sweating (but not in my pits, thank you very much) and a few tears. My one sister put it best when she said, "You don't even notice how short your eyelashes are when you look like that." I just had to document this, because I don't know when I will be graced by Britta's talents again, and maybe if I show my appreciation on my blog she will think of me before thousands of other options when she needs a "model". Do I look sun kissed or what? Also when you took three pictures and they all look almost identical, and you don't know which one to put on your blog...what do you do? Post them all? Really?

I Kid You Not

2009-02-26T16:55:00.000-07:00

So, a couple of days ago, I went to Carl's Jr. I promised the kids a lunch out for their "help" cleaning the car. This is what came in their happy meals. I kid you not. Are they trying to give my kids nightmares? Those are button eyes.

Make Up Pictures

2009-02-25T23:03:00.001-07:00

You know, to make up for posting the ones I was supposed to post yesterday today...what kind of make up pictures did you think I was talking about?

Thomas has been doing this in every single picture I take of him. He thinks he looks cool...you be the judge.

This is Atticus's new bed. You can't see it because it is that tiny. Functional, but tiny. He loves it though. He instantly climbed in and pulled the covers up to his chin. Can you picture it? Cute. The trick is, you just take the mattress out of the crib and put it on the floor.

For Tom...Your Patience Is Appreciated

2009-02-25T14:30:00.000-07:00

And here they are. I should take more pictures so I have the luxury of being picky. Do these kids look home schooled? Be honest. And just so you all feel fully informed. The broken crib is on the curb. I was not expecting what I found under it though. I think at one point is had been an apple, maybe a peach. So instead of getting the whole house clean, I got that 12 inch by 12 inch part of the house clean. And I don't want to hear anything about it being 2:30 and having plenty of time to finish. That top picture is the before of my van. I also found some gross things in there. It is amazing how cleaning out your car actually can make you feel more human.

All The Way Downstairs...

2009-02-24T19:14:00.000-07:00

I took a bunch of pictures of the kids today for Tom, but they are^^, so...maybe later, okay?

Who Doesn't Love A Sleepy Baby?

2009-02-23T19:42:00.000-07:00

I think this boy must have over played today. So cute.

Now, lets let those pictures do the talking. We squeezed Atticus's birthday in there too. I don't think he minded sharing.

Happy Birthday, Violet!

2009-02-22T11:53:00.000-07:00

Today is this fantastic girl's fourth birthday. What can I say about her except she has been such a joy to have. From the moment she was born, she was smiling, and happy. She instantly steals the hearts of anyone who meets her. She loves to laugh, and has such a good sense of humor. She was an incredibly early talker and blows me away with her questions and understanding. As if that wasn't enough, she is also beautiful. It is a rare occasion when I go out with her and don't get a comment on how pretty she is. Anyways, I am so lucky to have her as a part of our family. I made a video for her birthday last year if you would like to check it out. Violet's Video. Worth the time.

Something Is Amiss

2009-02-19T20:04:00.000-07:00

So I get out of the shower today, and reach for my new deodorant [first thing I do after I am dressed, if you have ESS (excessive sweating syndrome) like me you know why] and it was gone. A million thoughts ran through my head. Hot pants had stopped by for a brief visit, maybe she took it. Maybe it was just too much pressure for poor clinical protection, couldn't handle it. Maybe (most likely culprit) Violet took it. She had put it on three times yesterday, and seemed obsessed. So I was running through the house, working up a sweat, looking in every one of Violet's usual hiding places. No luck. I was devastated. I sulk my way up the stairs to finish my beauty routine, and when I open the drawer that houses my deodorant, and all the way in the back, there it was. So it turns out, I think it was hiding from my stank. I feel kind of sorry for it, but it is like changing diapers, just because your job stinks, doesn't mean you don't have to do it. It has been working hard and well. I should get a kick back for all the advertising, huh.

A Shout Out To Clinical Strength!

2009-02-18T19:11:00.000-07:00

So, I guess I lost my deodorant. Must have left it in Las Vegas, and you know what...best decision ever!! As you all know, I have a problem. I sweat excessively. I have this theory about it...you know, stuff like...my stank is so appealing to the opposite sex, and I am just dripping with pheromones...you know, the usual delusions. But a while back I saw a commercial. It was something that I truly wanted, and couldn't justify because I had a perfectly good deodorant already. Since I left it in Las Vegas...I had a good excuse. I also had a $2.00 off coupon which turned out to be very handy because it was like $7.00. I digress, basically I love my new deodorant. I am going to recommend it to anyone that has my particular ailment. Memzy, Julie...I am looking at you. (That is what you get for confiding your embarrassing secrets to me!) Dry as a bone! One more thing, I got sheer powder flavor, and I don't think it was the right scent. I suggest shower clean.

And the first photo is my niece, Nora. So cute, right? She came to visit me today. If you don't know who the rest of the people are, you don't know me at all!

I'm Back!

2009-02-17T14:23:00.000-07:00

You all ready to hear the details of my Valentines day? I got a "Happy Valentine's Day, Katie" from Tom, and a picture from the kids. I gave a "Happy Valentine's Day" to everyone in return. Lame, right? That is fine though. I've never been one for Valentine's day anyway. Tom and I had a discussion on the subject, and I think we both don't like it because of the horrible experiences we both had as teenagers. I had a boyfriend give me a necklace that belonged to his sister. He said, she would never notice it was gone...romantic. I don't like seeing money wasted on gifts for me unless it was something that I really need, like deodorant or an iphone. And Tom once spent a whole lot of money on a sweater and some expensive perfume that he felt went unappreciated. So all you that spent your hard earned money on someone that you love...I feel sorry for you.

We didn't do nothing though! We had a very romantic lunch out with the Eslpin's at BJ's. It was delicious. Worth the hour long wait. We also got a table side view of a real life teenage Valentine's day date. Complete with mother picking up. Ah, too be young.

I Shouldn't Be Blogging

2009-02-12T09:23:00.000-07:00

I should be packing for my trip to Las Vegas. The kids had a couple of days off so I am heading out. I haven't done any packing yet, and last time I forgot Atticus's pants. So I told myself, I was going to be better prepared. Doesn't look like that is going to happen. I still have a few hours to get it together. I don't want the kids to miss all the Valentine parties. And besides, I have one more doctor's appointment to squeeze in before I leave.

Is it obvious that my brain is all mushy? I hope it doesn't affect my driving.

Atticus just walked in completely naked...so I guess that is my cue.

Hurry, Post Something

2009-02-10T16:40:00.000-07:00

I have to hurry and post something because I just left a comment on an old friend's blog, and on the off chance that she comes here to see what I am up to, I wanted to clean things up a bit. I don't want her thinking that my kids look like that all the time. Since one post is usually enough to satisfy anyone's hunger... It is like running into someone at the grocery store, and you realize you have gone out into public in maternity pants (when you aren't pregnant) ,you aren't wearing makeup, and you are pretty sure you are wearing the same shirt you were wearing the last time you saw her...it's a comfy shirt, and I have washed it.

That'll do, don't you think?

I am going to add some pictures for Tom. And if you were wondering...yes, that is my broken crib way over the weight limit. I guess I am having a hard time throwing it out.

Out Cold With The Cold Outside

2009-02-09T20:17:00.001-07:00

Violet and Atticus had a wee little doctor's appointment. Nothing worth metioning for sure. Just height, weight, and iron levels. Atticus got his cute little toe pricked first. Not even a peep. I am not sure if he even knows he was poked (maybe I should do further testing to see if something is wrong with him). Then Violet was up. She was nervous. I am guessing it had everything to do with the viles of blood she had drained from her body a couple of days ago. Where some strange man was brought into the room to help me hold her down. I digress. Anyways, she lets out a pained squeel, and I hug her and comfort her and hand her a sticker. Then set her down to dress Atticus who is naked except a shirt and diaper. She starts crying and grabs onto my leg. I bend down to pick her up with my one free hand, and she goes limp. Her eyes roll back and her face turns completely white. I tell the nurse that something is wrong. She helps me set her down gently where she instantly regains consciousness. So scary. She told me she has had only one other kids pass out in her years of work there. I try to unsuccessfully not to cry. ( I don't know, something about watching one of my kids lose consciousness really gets to me.) Anyways, she is just fine now. I think she might have gotten that from me. I am a bit of a fainter myself, as you all know if you read my blog faithfully.

Footnote: the terrible pictures are for Tom and should not be viewed by anyone other than him. I had a long day you guys.

Pictures For Tom

2009-02-08T18:27:00.001-07:00

I call this one "family on the couch.

This is a variation of the first. The difference is subtle, but dramatic.

A Melting Pot

2009-02-07T21:57:00.000-07:00

I don't know how it happened, but my house has turned into the place to be for the neighborhood kids. It only happens when Tom is gone. The moment he arrives, they scatter, and I don't see them until he is gone.

Whilst looking for a picture of the kids to post for Tom, I found two folders full of pictures I took of myself. Is that vain? Also, I would like to point out that the picture of Violet, seen below, out in the cold was not taken by me. I would have rushed to let her in. This isn't Las Vegas after all.

Katie Lu Who

2009-02-07T14:44:00.000-07:00

Notice anything different?

I had the best day ever! My sister, Britta, called me last night. She needed a "model" (which is a euphemism for guinea pig). She is studying to be a esthetition. And of coarse I said yes. I got two and a half hours of pampering, and the grand total cost was $3.50. I had to pay only for the supplies. I got something semi-permanent done. Do any of you know me well enough to guess what it is? I am going to keep it up for sure.